Uno in the Truest Sense

Ruby came running into my room and said, “I just challenged myself to a game of Uno. The me that was closest to the TV won.”

I told her congratulations, and “better luck next time to the you that wasn’t closest to the TV.”

She said, “the me that wasn’t closest to the TV was the me closest to the gray chair”.

She leaned in close and whispered, “She’s my evil twin. She’s very evil.”